Peterson’s and Son’s and Friend’s Workplace Training tape Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

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So, you're a new employee here at Peterson's and Son's and Friend's Bits & Parts Limited.
I imagine you've probably been thinking a bit about what part you play. Like a sporting team! Or the Army! Our business runs on something called, 'Teamwork'!

From the manufacturing team-- (Hello!) To the big brains in upper management. (I'm busy.)

[Duck]
Him? No.

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We all have a vital role to play!
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Health and Safety. We are well aware of our reputation, but health and safety is important to us! In our own special way.

[Duck]
What? What does that even mean??

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What that means is that at some point we will have an accident, and that's a promise. Because we feel that only a freak accident helps us appreciate all the times we're not being burnt in a grease fire. Or mangled in a piece of machinery.

Thanks for listening! And if you're still having trouble--

[Duck]
Who's in charge around here? That's it!