(LIZA)
When you're laying awake with a dismal headache
And repose is brood by anxiety
It's hardly surprising if you're agonising
Considering modern society
There are terrible dangers from horrible strangers
Whose every intention is criminal
There are counterfeit healers and ecstasy dealers
Who thrive because policing is minimal
We've got underage nooky and lads playing hooky
Who lurk around corners to mug us
And there proddies and papists and robbers and rapists
With tabs of Rohypnol to drug us
On the streets you take fright at the menacing sight
Of graffiti in French and Cyrillic
Whilst behind curtains drawn, people downloading porn
Are indulging in tastes peadophilic

Though the threats are tremendous, the law won't defend us
And don't even think of resistance
So before it's too late, let us all emigrate
To a very much better existence

Suddenly New Zealand, doesn't seem so boring
Suddenly New Zealand, seems attractively remote
Lots of sheep and lambs
And sheep and lambs
And sheep and lambs
And sheep and lambs
And sheep and lambs
And sheep and lambs
And sheep and lambs
And the occasional goat
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