Me, You, and Steve Garfunkel & Oates

[Verse 1]
Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can’t disguise the way I feel

[Pre-Chorus]
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes
For this night, I can’t believe
That it’s finally me and you, and you and me
Just us, and your friend Steve

[Chorus]
Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
Do-do-do do do-do do, leave!
What’s the deal with your friend Steve--
Hey! How's it going?

[Verse 2]
You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we’d be alone

[Pre-Chorus]
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck’s your fucking problem?
Why’s he always here?