McDonalds Girl Barenaked Ladies

I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark, but the Golden Arches light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

Can I get you some fries with that?

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go
She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her so

Don't you know that she's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform