Expensive Taste Whitney Avalon (Ft. Jonathan Hurley)

My Ferrari scratched my Rolls, have to get new ones of both
Need a Martini refill, but I forgot the names of my servants
Nothing to do all day since I turned down Real Housewives
The chlorine in my pool makes me ever so slightly itchy

You don't know the problems that I have to face
It’s hard being white with expensive taste

Walk-in closet so big, need new clothes to fill it
Got caught in a 'posit scheme, had to sell my third favorite yacht
Chef used the wrong truffles so my dinner party's ruined
My Botox shots went wrong, now I’m stuck ever so slightly smiling

You don't know the problems that I have to face
It's hard being white with expensive taste

You might think that I have it easy
But try walking in my Louboutin shoes
Once I buy Muffy a jet ski
Buffy expects one too!

And all these socials and functions and galas
Take so much time to plan
I'd rather be digging ditches
At least then I'd get a tan!