Detective Pikachu Rap Daddyphatsnaps

[Verse 1: Tim]
Tim Goodman - that's my name
Live in Rhyme City, Pokemon of massive fame
Walking unconstrained, no ball or chain
It's a whole lot of world here to ascertain, I
Had many dreams, I could train
With a Pokemon, but I had the passion fade
Now I'm at a desk like everyday
And I'll be here caged 'till I pass away, damn
Everything changed, dad astray
He was missing, man, it was the saddest day
What am I gonna do now? Navigate
In a world that I don't know? Bad mistake
Oh, what's that? Thought I heard a noise
Went into the room with a manly poise
Then I saw the yellow fur of a Pikachu
He said: "I don't want to shock you, leave the room!"

[Chorus: Tim]
Then I said: "Oh god, I lost my mind!
Really gone off the deep end this time
Pokemon should only squeak
No more "Pika", I can hear him speak!"
Then he said: "Oh wow, you can understand
Well, then let's talk Pikachu to man
Best in the business, mad connected
We can find your dad, I'm a damn Detective!"
Then I said: "Oh god, I lost my mind!
Really gone off the deep end this time
Pokemon should only squeak
No more "Pika", I can hear him speak!"
Then he said: "Oh wow, you can understand
Well, then let's talk Pikachu to man
Best in the business, mad connected
We can find your dad, I'm a damn Detective!"