Dracula Can Get Wet Nick Lutsko

[Intro]
I said Dracula can't get wet, I was wrong and I regret it
But I'm making up for it, I'm the first one to admit now
That Dracula can get wet, Dracula can get wet

[Verse 1]
Dracula, I'm sorry, I confused you with the witch from the Wizard of Oz
My father called me, said, "How the hell could you mess up this bad"
I am appalled by my reflection, for the record
I know Dracula doesn't have a reflection, but he can get wet

[Chorus]
It takes huge balls to admit- Dracula can get wet
(Dracula, I'm sorry, Dracula, I'm sorry, Dracula, I'm sorry)
And I'll never forget- Dracula can get wet
(Dracula, I'm sorry, Dracula, I'm sorry, Dracula, I'm sorry)

[Verse 2]
Three cheers for me
Hip hip hooray
I set the record straight
Oh, Dracula
You're an evil person, but you can get wet
I shit the bed
We're burning the mattress so it'll never happen again
Oh!