Hiro’s Song Ben Folds

My name is Hiro, I am 51
Since 1980, life has been no fun
And I
Don't wanna die!

I left my family for the secretary

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha

Her name is Yuko, she is 22
She and my daughter were best friends in high school
They say I'm crazy and it's temporary
But I refuse to rot like my contemporaries

I, I wanna explode
In a karaoke supernova

I don't wanna grow old
Won't you let me, won't you let me explode
I don't wanna grow old
Won't you let me, won't you let me explode
In a karaoke supernova, yeah

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha

Last night she dressed me up in hip-hop pants
The phat-G style that rides below your ass
She wants to show me to her mom and dad
I told her I would not be down with that