Alimony "Weird Al" Yankovic

Here she come now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony pony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now
Well, first she took my nest egg
Then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah, yeah)

'Cause she took my house (Alimony)
My car (Alimony)
My shoes (Alimony)
And my toothbrush too (Alimony)
Too bad (Alimony)
So sad (Alimony)
And she got (Alimony)
Got the gift of grab (Alimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt)
Debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stone-y, stone-y
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get)
Get (get), get (get), get (get, get)