Grand Larceny Ice-T

[Intro]
Attention all citizens
Be on the alert for emcee Ice-T
Wanted by the FBI for unlawful flight to avoid confinement for the crime of robbery
This is a hold-up
This is a hold-up
This is a hold-up
This is a hold-up (The whole job will take less than five minutes)

[Verse 1]
Stick up, hands in the air
You move, you lose 'cause the Ice don't care
No chance to run, don't shout
Flinch an inch, I'm gonna take you out
Grand larcenist, soloist, felonist, vocalist
Crime's my rhyme, but here's a new twist
I ain't here for your gold, bro
All I want is the show
This is grand larceny

[Chorus]
Grand larceny
Grand larceny
Grand larceny

[Verse 2]
I lay low for a show, and then I go
Steal the motherfucker, then we count the dough
It's kinda like robbin', but it's legally done
And nowadays if it ain't legal I don't fuck around
I get my thrills when I ill and a jam is filled
With ten thousand screamin' people, now that's the pill
Who's gonna dog the set? The Ice will
And once I'm in effect it's overkill
Kinda like a hold-up, all the tickets sold up
And then the black stretch limo cold rolls up
And then the posse breaks, high off the Cold Duck
And then I set the mic to show destruct
Even if we open up, that don't mean nothin'
I rock the rhymes, E does the cuttin'
Call it show-nappin', I take a hostage at night
Dog shit and break out on the next flight
This is grand larceny
Grand larceny