Goin’ Back to Hogwarts (Live) Team StarKid (Ft. A.J. Holmes, Ali Gordon, Alle-Faye Monka, Bonnie Gruesen, Brant Cox, Brian Holden, Brian Rosenthal, Britney Coleman, Corey Dorris, Darren Criss, Dylan Saunders, Jim Povolo, Joe Moses, Joey Richter, Jon Matteson, Joseph Walker, Julia Albain, Lauren Lopez, Lily Marks, Mariah Rose Fai

[DARREN]
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin
My uncle and my aunt
I can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lightning scar
To know they'll never
Ever give me what I want

I know I don't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursleys
Here at Privet Drive
Can't take all of these muggles
But despite all of my struggles
I'm still alive!

(spoken)
Everybody ready for this?
Alright, AJ let's go

[AJ, spoken]
Two, three, four!

[DARREN]
I'm sick of summer and this waiting around
Man, it's September so I'm skipping this town
Hey it's no mystery
There's nothing here for me now