The Cutening Animaniacs

[DOT]
If this trash heap had a twinkle
In its little trash heap eyes
If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks
This bus became pint-size
What if all the dogs were puppies
And the puppies all were sad?
What if cuttlefish were cuddly
And we pedicured your dad?

What if you could kiss a pigeon
(Without contracting lyme disease)?
All the chairs were beanbags
(Made of soft, delicious cheese)
If this moldy bread had a smile
(That was fifty shades of green)
What if this pirate stop frowning
('Cause his head was a jelly bean)?

[Chorus]
What if, what if, what if
The world was cuter?
What if, what if, what if
A little more kawaii
What if, what if, what if
We all rode scooters?
And we'd all have our chance to shine