[Announcer]
It's time for a Source Rap Battle
Today we've got Lex Luthor vs. Dr. Doom
Huh, let's go!
[Verse 1: Lex]
My goals are all so maniacal; aren't I so admirable?
Skills as a business magnate are so desirable
It's Lex, I'm the best, dirty money, made a mess
The only time that I flex is when I'm signing my checks
Super villain is really an understatement;
Another million is really an underpayment
I stack it to the ceiling then I drop you to the pavement
Diabolical is the only word my name could be exchanged with
[Verse 2: Dr. Doom]
So I'm up against a cue ball in a two-piece suit
Who thinks he's got a chance of winning this shit; that's cute
The name's Victor, check the definition:
I'm a champion, a conqueror, I'll bitch-slap a villain
Of a lesser magnitude--that's you, I'll have you run through;
Send you back to Metropolis to cry to Supes like "Boo-hoo"
I'm the real thing, it's not a costumed play;
You had a shot, now sit back and watch: IT'S DR. DOOM'S DAY!
[Verse 3: Lex]
You're shameless and when I'm finished, you will be nameless
Three steps ahead at all times while you're aimless
I've battled Superman and brought him to his knees
Since you're a doctor, when I bury you I'll throw in your degrees
It's Luthor, teaching your lady the Kama Sutra
LexCorp just bought you and your ego, that's a two-for-
One boss: So sorry Vic, this is your one loss
FIGHTING FANTASTIC FOURS BUT I'M THE ONE THAT YOU DON'T CROSS!
It's time for a Source Rap Battle
Today we've got Lex Luthor vs. Dr. Doom
Huh, let's go!
[Verse 1: Lex]
My goals are all so maniacal; aren't I so admirable?
Skills as a business magnate are so desirable
It's Lex, I'm the best, dirty money, made a mess
The only time that I flex is when I'm signing my checks
Super villain is really an understatement;
Another million is really an underpayment
I stack it to the ceiling then I drop you to the pavement
Diabolical is the only word my name could be exchanged with
[Verse 2: Dr. Doom]
So I'm up against a cue ball in a two-piece suit
Who thinks he's got a chance of winning this shit; that's cute
The name's Victor, check the definition:
I'm a champion, a conqueror, I'll bitch-slap a villain
Of a lesser magnitude--that's you, I'll have you run through;
Send you back to Metropolis to cry to Supes like "Boo-hoo"
I'm the real thing, it's not a costumed play;
You had a shot, now sit back and watch: IT'S DR. DOOM'S DAY!
[Verse 3: Lex]
You're shameless and when I'm finished, you will be nameless
Three steps ahead at all times while you're aimless
I've battled Superman and brought him to his knees
Since you're a doctor, when I bury you I'll throw in your degrees
It's Luthor, teaching your lady the Kama Sutra
LexCorp just bought you and your ego, that's a two-for-
One boss: So sorry Vic, this is your one loss
FIGHTING FANTASTIC FOURS BUT I'M THE ONE THAT YOU DON'T CROSS!
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