Oh, little girl!
Would you like a sweetie?
Would you put your hand in mine?
I promise not to hurt you
Or impinge upon your virtue
All I want is half a second of your time
Oh, little girl!
Won't you smile into the camera?
This time I know we'll get the perfect shot
Now do you think that it would hurt
If you just undid your shirt
And show the readers everything you've got?
Little girl
You really mustn't worry
No one will respect you any less
When all is said and done
You know it's just a bit of fun
Now be a sport, take off that pretty dress
Little girl
Can't you see now you are famous!
Your name is on the nation's lips
Over breakfast, they'll admire you
At their lunch hour, they'll desire you
And at tea time, you'll be wrapping up their chips!
Would you like a sweetie?
Would you put your hand in mine?
I promise not to hurt you
Or impinge upon your virtue
All I want is half a second of your time
Oh, little girl!
Won't you smile into the camera?
This time I know we'll get the perfect shot
Now do you think that it would hurt
If you just undid your shirt
And show the readers everything you've got?
Little girl
You really mustn't worry
No one will respect you any less
When all is said and done
You know it's just a bit of fun
Now be a sport, take off that pretty dress
Little girl
Can't you see now you are famous!
Your name is on the nation's lips
Over breakfast, they'll admire you
At their lunch hour, they'll desire you
And at tea time, you'll be wrapping up their chips!
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