Chan’s the Man Wheatus

Fights only if he has to
Chan runs never gets a chance to
Searching for the talismans
Beating down the dark hand
His niece's name is Jade
And she knows she got it made
Cause he's the man he can do
Exactly what he has to

He'll win just with his hands!
You know Chan’s got a plan
He never can be beat
Always landing on his feet
Protects his Uncle and niece
From Shadowkhan and deadbeats
Yet he would rather laugh than fight
It’s wrong or right? You gotta like him!

Jackie Chan!
Where’s the talisman?
You got to find it now!
You always do somehow!

Fights only if he has to
Chan runs never gets a chance to
Searching for the talismans
Beating down the dark hand