
Ballad of Rock Ridge Hollywood Studio Symphony
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[Verse 1]
There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge
Where people lived in harmony
They never had no kind of trouble
There was no hint of misery
[Verse 2]
*cows mooing*
The town saloon was always lively
But never nasty or obscene
Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson
He always kept things nice and clean. *burp*
[Verse 3]
Then all at once the trouble started
A pack of murderers and thieves. *gunshot*
Like swarms of locusts they descended
Their aim, to make the townsfolk flee
[Man]
Oh, shit!
*window breaking*
[Man]
Well, that's the end of this suit
There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge
Where people lived in harmony
They never had no kind of trouble
There was no hint of misery
[Verse 2]
*cows mooing*
The town saloon was always lively
But never nasty or obscene
Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson
He always kept things nice and clean. *burp*
[Verse 3]
Then all at once the trouble started
A pack of murderers and thieves. *gunshot*
Like swarms of locusts they descended
Their aim, to make the townsfolk flee
[Man]
Oh, shit!
*window breaking*
[Man]
Well, that's the end of this suit
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