I Made a Song Out of YouTube Comments, Pt. 3 Yuno Miles

[Verse]
My friends stopped talking to me cuz I watch hentai
I just called my sister a He
Then she got mad, then slapped me
Ate some cheese and it was Chinese
I burned my soup for Halloween
Might go lick some cheese
I got beat up by a dog
I ate the paint off my walls
I just found a mouse and it smelled like cheese
I got a pet tiger, his name Tony
My pet dinosaur left, now I’m lonely
I ate a Tootsie Roll, then went down the hill
My cousin needs surgery, took him to Dr. Phil
I ate her hair now I feel ill
I just farted and it smelled
I’m in my own league, yeah, I’m balling by myself
Took a bath in bacon grease
She got on the floor and sucked my knee
Killed a bat with my Nintendo Wii
Tried to give it a kiss but it stung me with a bee
I stabbed a snake with my underwear
This is why I don’t pay my bills
My brother ate all of my Pop-Tarts
I ate a cracker and broke my tooth