Robbed The Walmart Alex Schor (Ft. Yuno Miles)

[Intro: Alex Schor]
Yo, it’s Alex Schor, I think of this song as me taking
A fat steamy dump on the music industry

[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just robbed the Walmart (Yuh), got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail (Eugh) and I ripped my jeans
I reused my toilet paper (Bruh), I’ve been goin’ green
She said I’m a gaslighter, babe, you don’t even know what that means

[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
Damn, this song is so ass, it kinda makes me wanna eat it (What?)
I called my penis Michael Jackson (Hee hee), all I wanna do is beat it
My cat’s goin’, “ERRRRRRRRH”, I think I forgot to feed it (What?)
Whenever I post on the ‘Gram (Yup), the comments told me to delete it
I got hard, I got an erection
I point a tourist in the wrong direction
I rigged the 2020 election just 'cause I think Joe Biden is sexy, yeah he sexy
I went pee pee in a bottle of Pepsi
Oops, I missed, now I got messy
Kick you in the balls, I’m feeling like Messi (That was so bad)

[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just robbed the Walmart (Yuh), got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail (Eugh) and I ripped my jeans
I reused my toilet paper (Bruh), I’ve been goin’ green
She said I’m a gaslighter, babe, you don’t even know what that means