[Intro: Spongebob Squarepants]
Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!
Squidward's been living in my house and driving me crazy!
And you're not gonna hire him back all because of a stupid dime!?
[Verse 1: GLENBOY]
G-L-E-N-B-O-Y
I just jizzed in your girl's eyes
I like to eat apple pie
I cook meth like I'm Bill Nye
I get in her walls like bricks
I be snorting pixie sticks
I smoke crack up in my whip
I put chocolate on my dick
I eat ass, then beat my kids
My penis is super big
I snap necks like they was twigs
My dick does not have foreskin
I stretch my dick like One Piece
I pull out my shiv like Bleach
Lickin toes up at the beach
(Victory screech)
I eat all my supper, then I get dessert
My girls different colors like Trix yogurt
I take out this rubber, then take off my shirt and then
Fuck on your mother 'til my dick hurts
I suck on her clitoris 'til she faints
My dick is enormous and I sniff paint
I go to the store and then I buy grapes
I'm watchin that porn, then I nut in my face
Oh my god, oh my god
Your mom's home, put your pants back on
I smoke on grass when I cut my lawn
I be the king but ya'll are just pawns
I drink apple juice from Motts
Glenboy's got the twelve-inch cock
[Verse 2]
I'm readin hentai manga in my sauna
I see your momma then my dick gets longer
I spit this lava then I cook my pasta
I eat your broad out just like she McDonald's
I'm with your girl, we watchin KonoSuba
She blowin on my dick like it's a tuba
Round up my shooters, then we go to Cuba
I cook up noodles, then I fuck Medusa
I don't ever call women "bitches"
I'm out here in the cut like stitches
Could you please scratch my back? It itches
Me and my girl like to make sandwiches
She said I'm a sex machine
I make checks by any means
Flexing is my destiny
I just fed my girl some beans
I settle beef with Candy Land
I put my meat in your grandma's hand
She gets on her knees and then takes out my lance
I make mac n cheese with the boys in my clan
I'm Nicolas Cage, how I sting like a bee
And I got a flashlight instead of a beam
I just added your girl on Steam
Glenboy, bitch, I eat whipped cream
Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!
Squidward's been living in my house and driving me crazy!
And you're not gonna hire him back all because of a stupid dime!?
[Verse 1: GLENBOY]
G-L-E-N-B-O-Y
I just jizzed in your girl's eyes
I like to eat apple pie
I cook meth like I'm Bill Nye
I get in her walls like bricks
I be snorting pixie sticks
I smoke crack up in my whip
I put chocolate on my dick
I eat ass, then beat my kids
My penis is super big
I snap necks like they was twigs
My dick does not have foreskin
I stretch my dick like One Piece
I pull out my shiv like Bleach
Lickin toes up at the beach
(Victory screech)
I eat all my supper, then I get dessert
My girls different colors like Trix yogurt
I take out this rubber, then take off my shirt and then
Fuck on your mother 'til my dick hurts
I suck on her clitoris 'til she faints
My dick is enormous and I sniff paint
I go to the store and then I buy grapes
I'm watchin that porn, then I nut in my face
Oh my god, oh my god
Your mom's home, put your pants back on
I smoke on grass when I cut my lawn
I be the king but ya'll are just pawns
I drink apple juice from Motts
Glenboy's got the twelve-inch cock
[Verse 2]
I'm readin hentai manga in my sauna
I see your momma then my dick gets longer
I spit this lava then I cook my pasta
I eat your broad out just like she McDonald's
I'm with your girl, we watchin KonoSuba
She blowin on my dick like it's a tuba
Round up my shooters, then we go to Cuba
I cook up noodles, then I fuck Medusa
I don't ever call women "bitches"
I'm out here in the cut like stitches
Could you please scratch my back? It itches
Me and my girl like to make sandwiches
She said I'm a sex machine
I make checks by any means
Flexing is my destiny
I just fed my girl some beans
I settle beef with Candy Land
I put my meat in your grandma's hand
She gets on her knees and then takes out my lance
I make mac n cheese with the boys in my clan
I'm Nicolas Cage, how I sting like a bee
And I got a flashlight instead of a beam
I just added your girl on Steam
Glenboy, bitch, I eat whipped cream
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