Annoying Orange vs Happy Appy Epic Rap Batles of History (Ft. Billie Joe Eyelash, Violent Remark & Vladimyr P.)

[Intro: The Announcer]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
ANNOYING ORANGE
VS
HAPPY APPY
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Annoying Orange]
Hey! Hey apple, want to see a trick?
No knife but I'm gonna leave this Jr Nicked
’Cause my rhymes are honed sharp and I fire them quick
Leave you more butthurt than when you sat on that stick (Nyahahaha)
You're not scary, your story's just cluttered
I could find creepier pasta trick or treating in the cupboard
Appy tells the future but I vitamin C
Only one of us can win; orange you happy it’s me? (Nyahahaha)

[Verse 2: Happy Appy]
It's natural this Orange is no match for me
The only way you'd Hurt Happy by making my ears bleed
You used to tower, ‘till the years of bombing left you dropping
It's a Demolition Derby when I knock in your Noggin
You just repeat yourself, creativity's re-run down
So out of juice, if I squeezed you nothing would come out
Just some manufactured slop not even Dane Boe enjoys
Now you've become the very thing you sought to destroy