The Balltrap (Early Version) Rod Stewart

[Verse 1]
Took on a job down in Paris, France
A big ol' girl said, "Do you wanna dance?"
I said, "No, I got no better things on"
Well she took me upside down, she took me inside out
I went out to find what it's all about
Hey, baby, gotta find a new way home
Well I took on a job down in Mexico
'Cause nobody's home so I can play solo
I feel bad, never been on my mind
She took me upside down, she took me inside out
I was too far gone, I wanted to pass out
Hey, baby, gotta find a new way home

[Chorus]
She got you in a balltrap
It hurts and there's no way out
She got you in a balltrap
It hurts and there's no way out
She got you in a balltrap
It hurts and there's no way out

[Verse 2]
Took on a job down in Paris, France
A big ol' girl said, "Do you wanna dance?"
I said, "No, I got no better things on"
She took me upside down, she took me inside out
I was three parts drunk and I'd begun to shout
Hey, baby, gotta get the goods on now