High School Never Ends Less Than Jake

[Verse 1: Chris DeMakes]
Four years, you think, for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when, you graduate
Ya take a look around and you say, “Hey, wait!
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over! Aw, that's just great"

[Chorus: Roger Lima, Chris DeMakes, Both]
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who’s having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friеnds
Nothing changes but the faces, thе names and the trends
High school never ends
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh

[Verse 2: Chris DeMakes]
Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did!
And how did Mary Kate lose all that weight?
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight! (Tom's straight!)
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re 16 or 35
Joan Jett, she’s the prom queen
Greg Graffin, captain of the chess team
Fat Mike, the clown, Mark [?], the quarterback
Seen it all before
I want my money back!