Yo Canada A Wilhelm Scream

I ain't goin' to sleep. We got tour tomorrow
Band's all international now, 95 Northbound
We'll be giggin' in the town of Three Rivers
London, Brampton, Guelph
Belle scène geniale up in Thetford Mines
Moneen and Choke!

But in the morning we woke up to the terror
An unthinkable sorrow
A sick fanatic with an axe to grind left the world in smoke
"Jonny, are we in a war now? Can we still do what we love?"
Hell yeah, better have your bags packed
Cuz you know that we'll be rollin' six heads deep when it opens up

Van's comin' in hot, Smallman's got the shots
Which Trash' are we rockin' tonight?
You can bet Marge and Gordie got the basement all sorted
And that Andy's got a joint to light

These crazy days I always say Big Love To Canada

My show clothes froze up
We need chains for the tires
And chili combos all around
The van smells real tired
So you can give shotgun to banana and call the office just to say:
Raise 'em up for Gord Downie and Chi Pig
Rest In Peace
I'm channeling the greats
Pristine Dean, Hope and Rush