I Got A Robot Uncle Outrage

I got a robot
Homemade not store bought
Born of my genius plus two thousand fuckin gigabots

I got a robot
He does what i want
Superior to any robot which he is not


The intellect of his A.I. surpasses my own
And yet sometimes he's nice,enough to lose at chess when we're at home
My robot's made my life so I can do what I want
My robot's worth twice as much as anything that you got


Surely one day the bombs will fall
And all that's left are robots

I've taught him well, he will prevail
He will be king of robots

King of robots
King of robots

I got a robot
Homemade not store bought
Born of my genius plus two thousand fuckin gigabots