Brass Band Victoria Wood

I've never felt like this before, my head is in a whirl
I met my favourite girl today
There's so much to tell you, I don't know where to start
But this is what my heart must say

I'm just a simple Northern boy
I'm sure you understand
Love makes me shy and that is why
I brought along me own brass band

They're free, it's just a hobby
That's what all the noise was in the lobby
So when we cuddle close tonight
I'll snuggle up and hold your hand

Just you and me and thirty-three
Big buggers from a big brass band

And when it's dark, we'll light the lamps
And draw the sofa near the fire
A cosy spot, oh, I forgot
There'll probably be a heavenly choir [Aah-aah]

That's fine, they don't mind standing
They'll be quite happy on the bathroom landing
They're singing of my love for you
They're singing of my deep desire [Aah-aah]