OMG you guys, I just watched last night's episode of Total Divas and it was insane, oh my gosh. I mean, the Bellas were dealing with their obvious daddy issues. The Funkadactyls broke up and then got back together again.
Natalya's fiancé isn't much of a man. And the other two were also there.
It was great, it really was, and it was the end of the world and it's only Sunday nights on the E! network.
Do you wanna know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly?
A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, usuless women. Women who have turned to reality television 'cause they just weren't gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren't talented enough to be champion.
I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So, so, a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic manikins can waltz on through without even getting as much of a thank you?
You guys can't even go backstage and shake my hand and look at me in the eyes because you know that I worked my entire life to get here, I gave my life to this and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame.
I didn't get here because I was cute, or because I came from a famous wrestling family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this Championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in your four thousand dollars ridicolous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors.
You're all worthless excuses for women and you will never be able to touch me. And that is reality.
Prove me wrong.
Natalya's fiancé isn't much of a man. And the other two were also there.
It was great, it really was, and it was the end of the world and it's only Sunday nights on the E! network.
Do you wanna know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly?
A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, usuless women. Women who have turned to reality television 'cause they just weren't gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren't talented enough to be champion.
I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So, so, a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic manikins can waltz on through without even getting as much of a thank you?
You guys can't even go backstage and shake my hand and look at me in the eyes because you know that I worked my entire life to get here, I gave my life to this and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame.
I didn't get here because I was cute, or because I came from a famous wrestling family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this Championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in your four thousand dollars ridicolous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors.
You're all worthless excuses for women and you will never be able to touch me. And that is reality.
Prove me wrong.
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