Glub-a-Glub Broadway Karkat

[Spoken, Doc Scratch.]

Look alive, Starshine
4/13 in the sky but the dogs won't quit, you're here with me
Dr. Scratch
I'll be your host, your savior, your server player
Juggling out honk-a-natic sounds to keep you alive
A strife specibus for the masses
Scotty dogs for the mass of guests
Louder than ahabs crossheirs and twice as powerful

This one is for all you flarpers
All you shooshpappers and dead wigglers
Listen up!

The future is murderproof
God tiering is secondary
Keep calm and hide in the viel
Team Adorabloodthirsty, make some noise

[Sung, Casey]

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[Eridan]