Mr. Knife Fingers Will Wood

[Verse 1: Will Wood, Chris Dunne ]

Oh
You're gonna want to call yourself Mr. Knife Fingers
Mr. Knife Fingers
You're gonna have to call yourself
Mr. Knife Fingers
Oh!
You're gonna call yourself Mr. Fire Shoes
Mr. Knife Fingers
Mr. Gun Mouth
Will has made a terrible mistake
You're gonna have to call yourself
GUN
SWORD
Because now
Weapon Man
He's set a precedent
(Gonna have to, gonna have to)
We've got a full hour of podcast to get through
(Gonna have to, gonna have to, gonna)
And now he's gonna have to answer еvery single question in song
Gonna havе to call yourself something weird

Mr. Knife Fingers