[Verse 1]
First Order dominating led by General Hux
Trying to be intimidating, but for Poe it's all yuks
Still a smooth operator, X-Wing moves so fresh
'Til he leads his whole bombing crew to untimely deaths
Wipe to Rey
Ready to learn that Jedi Magic
But Luke is in a different movie working on his slapstick
Between the frog nuns and cute, walking merch
The Jedi Temple turned into a comedy church
Snoke's first live appearance, pimp robes cut slender
Looking like if Sеal got his head stuck in a blender
Chеwing out Kylo, who gets extra fumed
Helmet smash! Well, there goes my Halloween costume
On the cruiser, Leia plays face-smacker
Think they're all safe, but yo, lightspeed tracker! (duh)
Kylo space rage, can't pull the trigger on his damn mom
Blows up anyway, Leia gets her Superman on
This is where some of y'all get lost
And others are still into it all because...
[Chorus 1]
Class, religion, Stones and Beatles
But nothing else divides us more
Than expensive Sci-Fi sequels
Where fans and critics are at war
No, we can't restart
All of this happened
Though it breaks some hearts
All of it's canon
First Order dominating led by General Hux
Trying to be intimidating, but for Poe it's all yuks
Still a smooth operator, X-Wing moves so fresh
'Til he leads his whole bombing crew to untimely deaths
Wipe to Rey
Ready to learn that Jedi Magic
But Luke is in a different movie working on his slapstick
Between the frog nuns and cute, walking merch
The Jedi Temple turned into a comedy church
Snoke's first live appearance, pimp robes cut slender
Looking like if Sеal got his head stuck in a blender
Chеwing out Kylo, who gets extra fumed
Helmet smash! Well, there goes my Halloween costume
On the cruiser, Leia plays face-smacker
Think they're all safe, but yo, lightspeed tracker! (duh)
Kylo space rage, can't pull the trigger on his damn mom
Blows up anyway, Leia gets her Superman on
This is where some of y'all get lost
And others are still into it all because...
[Chorus 1]
Class, religion, Stones and Beatles
But nothing else divides us more
Than expensive Sci-Fi sequels
Where fans and critics are at war
No, we can't restart
All of this happened
Though it breaks some hearts
All of it's canon
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