[Verse 1]
(Ho! Ho!)
When it's Christmas time, everybody’s waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap and beg for Elmos, iPads and crap, yeah
Brats are outta control, my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically, hey
[Pre-Chorus]
Girl, look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don’t quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
[Chorus]
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty
It don't matter if its drizzlin', freezin', sleetin', blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I’m Santa and I know it
(Ho! Ho!)
When it's Christmas time, everybody’s waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap and beg for Elmos, iPads and crap, yeah
Brats are outta control, my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically, hey
[Pre-Chorus]
Girl, look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don’t quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
[Chorus]
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty
It don't matter if its drizzlin', freezin', sleetin', blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I’m Santa and I know it
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