Cell Block Tango Chita Rivera (Ft. Candy Brown, Cheryl Clark, Graciela Daniele, Michon Peacock & Pamela Sousa)

[EMCEE, spoken]
And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'!

[GIRLS]
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!

He had it comin', he had it comin'
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!

[LIZ, spoken]
You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie! Bernie liked to chew gum--no, not chew. Pop!
Well, I come home this one day, and there's Bernie, layin' on the couch, chewin'--no, not chewin', poppin'!
So, I said to him, I said "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time…"
And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots

Into his head!

[LIZ & GIRLS]
He had it comin', he had it comin'
He only had himself to blame!