Ice Scream Fun Random Encounters

I’m going to kill some kids today!
I’m looking for the plubby ones!

I’m going to find some chubby kids
And then we’re gonna have some ice scream fun!

I’m going to catch some kids today
And turn them into something sweet!

I’m gonna snatch a batch of tasty kids
And make myself a fluffy, frozen treat!

I’m going to slay some kids today
And when the dirty deed is done

I’ll mash ‘em into meat sorbet
And then we’re gonna have some ice scream fun!

I’m going to get some tubby tweens
And freeze ‘em with my frozen breath!

Although I’m out of shape and some escape
I swеar I’ll scare those children half to dеath!

I want the perfect, pudgy kid
Cause I’m an ice cream snob…