Paultalk Peter, Paul and Mary

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul Stookey

PopThat was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll hear ping Pong

Pop pingpongpop pingpongpop
That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
PopFour. popFive. popSix popSeven

I don't like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in
There's water skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim, really
You know what swimming is to me?
Staying alive when I'm in the water
Barely
I'll do anything to stay afloat
Even swallow Co2 cartriges