If You Can’t Beat ’Em Join Em Insane Clown Posse

[Intro: Violent J]
Come here, man. Check it out
You know there laughing at you, man
Fuck 'em, man, you know what I'm saying?
Come down here, man
And join the carnival, man

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Gangstas bangin', nuts straight hangin'
Freakazoid baseheads sparin' changin'
Homeless hobos pushin' dead bodies in a cart
Uh, listen to the good part
Pigs are outdoors, roamin' the land
Chewin' on somebody's head. I don't understand
It's to much for my nugget to process
So I stop the car, step out, and get undressed
Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls
You don't like that you can suck my balls
Just me and my homeboy Lloyd, you see
Probably can't. Nobody can see him but me
Lunatics, zombies, and goons
Roaming underneath the 17 moons
Of Delray. Hell ray suicide poison
Can't beat 'em. Fuck it. I might as well join 'em

[Chorus: Violent J]
Dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum (Detroit)
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum diddy dum diddy dum dum dee (Fuck off, man!)
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum- If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!