White Boy Can’t Dance GWAR

[Da Runt:] Yo yo, ladies and gentlemen, mothers and fuckers
Gang Bang's in the motherfuckin' house!
Got a new sucka on the mic, so [???] for MC Rhythmless!

[Verse 1] [MC Rhythmless]
I might look human but I'm not, ya see
I was built in the Glomco factory
Programmed my raps on a computer chip
Put them in my head with a pair of vice grips
I'm a robot MC named Rhythmless
Laying down my rap before you try to diss
The way I look, talk, walk or dance
I'm gonna rock the house down if you give me a chance
Cause I'm better than Terminator, smooth like Hammer
You can rent a cop from OCP but it won't matter
Cause MC R is here to bust a move
Gonna get down to it on the top of this groove

[Verse 2] [G Credit]
You slither out on stage, try to steal the show
Well listen up punk, cause there's something that ya don't know
My name's G Credit, leader of the crew
You better show me something cause your payment's overdue
You're a white bread, rhythmless Vanilla Ice copy
It's too bad, punk, that you're steppin' out sloppy
You better find your beat and the moves to hit it
Dance your ass around the stage 'fore I stick my gat up in it