Killer Plain White T's

[Verse 1]
If I was a pirate sailing the seas
Would you come and pillage the village with me?
We'll bury the treasure and go down together
If I was a pirate

[Verse 2]
If I was an outlaw robbing a bank
Would you be my Bonnie? Help me get away?
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away?
If I was an outlaw

[Chorus]
How bad would I have to be?
How bad?

[Verse 3]
If I was a vampire roaming the night
Would you be my prey? Put your neck on the line?
Live in the shadows and die in the light?
If I was a vampire

[Verse 4]
If I was a wanted man on the run
Would you take the fall if we were under the gun?
And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?
If I was a wanted man on the run