Metroliner Special Clutch

[Verse 1]
The telegraph man, switchman, copper
All three out. Southern States grain hopper
One at the engine, two at the switch
Four loading Colts. Six lighting tar pitch

[Chorus]
Boston, New York, the District and me
We get along so naturally
Boston, New York, the District and me
Get along extraordinarily swimmingly

[Verse 2]
William Randolph Hearst, The Globe, and Times
All agree, most dangerous alive
Her engagement ring. Your pocket watch
Now tell me where's the Western Union Box

[Chorus]
Boston, New York, the District and mе
We get along so naturally
Boston, New York, thе District and me
Get along extraordinarily swimmingly

[Solo]