Right Hand Man Original Broadway Cast of Something Rotten (Ft. Brian D'Arcy James, Heidi Blickenstaff & John Cariani)

[BEA]
If you ever got in trouble
I would be there on the double
Just to bail you out
If there's anything you lack
You know I've always got your back
That's what it's all about

Think of me as your sidekick
Helping you whenever I can
I'm more than just a woman, baby
When the pressure's coming, baby
Let me be your right-hand man

[NICK (spoken)]
But you're not a man, I'm the man

[BEA (spoken)]
Ugh! You're not hearing me

(sung)
If you're ever in a pickle
You can call for me and quick'll
Be how fast I run

[NICK]
But I'm not in a pickle!