Funky Disco (Pops) Ian Dury

I'll take you to the pictures
I'll take you to the show
Walking in the sunshine
Rolling in the snow
Stepping from the threshold
Out into the street
All you ought to do, my love
Is dancing with your feet

To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops
Funky disco pops, funky disco pops
Funky disco pops, funky disco pops
Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops
Oh!

I went to see the doctor
Not so long ago
I told her all about you
I put her in the know
Tried to get you treatment
I didn't stand a chance
She turned on her radio
And she did the doctor's dance

To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops
Funky disco pops, funky disco pops
Funky disco pops, funky disco pops
Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops