Harry Potter and The Steamy Slow Jam! The Key of Awesome

[Verse 1]
Hermoine and Ron
Girl you've been giving me looks for the last 5 books
They gonna get it on
There is nothing left to fear
So have another butter beer
He's got a magic wand
I'll puts some wizards in you
Cause' that's what Weasleys do
That'll make him go all night long
Avadaviagra, yeah yeah
When you said it's leviosaaa not leviooosa
I thought you were snobby, but I wanted you closer
When I was with Lavender, I felt blue
Cus I was snoggin' with her but I was thinkin' of you
We just got chased by a big ass snake
A beast made of fire, and a pissed off lake
Warring factions are destroying Hogwarts
No time like the present to get in your shorts

[Verse 2]
Get out the candles, and the scented lotion
And the earplugs cause' we're gonna make a commotion
It didn't mean a damn thing when I was seeing Cho Chang
If I ever graduate then you can have my class ring
I know I spent more time with Hermoine Granger
But if I showed you my love, I'd put your hiney in danger
Now that we've destroyed that final horcrux
I think its time for you and me to get down and make sweet love