My Girlfriend’s Dead The Vandals

[Verse 1]
I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me where she was

[Chorus 1]
I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

[Verse 2]
I say it's leukemia
Or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head

[Chorus 2]
I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

[Verse 3]
I guess there's a part of me
That likes the sympathy
Or the looks on their faces when I tell them
How she passed away