Community Property Steel Panther

[Verse 1]
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they’re too far away
If you were a hooker, you’d know
I’d be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I’d be suddenly gay

[Chorus]
’Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

[Verse 2]
You’re the only girl that I like to screw
When I’m not on the road
When I come home, my dinner’s made
And the front lawn is mowed
I’ll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallowed my load

[Chorus]
’Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property