Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung

[Verse 1: Klaus Eberhartinger]
Old mother Hubbard, my cupboard is bare
And my last few cheques are bouncing everywhere
No scraps for the cat, no bone for the dog
And I'm loosing all my friends, because my phone's cut off !
The bailiff keeps knockin' on my front door
He's taken everything, but he still wants more
I give all I can take, it's a world against me
So how do I make a bankrobbery?

[Chorus: Thomas Spitzer & Klaus Eberhartinger]
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me

[Verse 2: Klaus Eberhartinger]
Black thick stockings, and I can't see a sausage
To the bank with a water-pistol in my pocket
And the water leaks out, I'm wet and soggy
Knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking
I say "Hands up! Please! Everybody just freeze
All hit the deck with your hands behind the neck!"
Then a granny turns around and says "Sonny Jim
You'd see there was a queue
If you'd removed that thing!"