Prepare to be Probed JT Music (Ft. Dan Bull)

[Intro: JT Music]
Attention earthlings
This is a public service announcement
We have come to administer your age-required examination
Prepare to be probed

[Verse 1: JT Music]
I wouldn't call myself a terrestrial, I'm a little extra though
Nonetheless, a professional, I keep a colonoscopy conventional
I wanna let you know, colon cancer is preventable
So keep your cheeks protected, bro
But did I come in peace? I got a answer, no
Like E.T. if he never had a phone
And there wasn't anybody who could send him home
So the alien became an animal
And went to war with Russia, "It's gettin' cold!"
I don't mean to press, but I'm meant to probe
If you get uncomfortable, U-F-right-O
Ever been abducted? Better check below
'Cause if you already have, then I bet you'll know
An event horizon is passable
It doesn't matter how black the hole
If you interpret that to sound sexual
I got a special package: genitals!
So I need a rundown of gender roles
But I'm in the 60s, so whatever goes
Oh, that's digestible, now I'll blast off without any edible
I'm a Rocketman, it's an Elton show
Then I'm on your head like a Whac-A-Mole
I'll be in my saucer anywhere I go
But if you get sucked up, don't be scared at all
I'll say, "Take me to your leader
Greetings, pleased to meet ya
I know today's occasion
So I can sing—"