The Legend of Andrew McCrew Don McLean

[Intro]
There was a mummy at the fair, all crumpled in a folding chair
The people passed, but didn't care that the mummy was a man
So tell me if you can

[Chorus]
Who are you? Who are you?
Where have you been, where are you going to?
Well, Andrew McCrew must have lost his way
'Cause though he died long ago he was buried today

[Verse 1]
Down on nightmare alley, where the shady people sway
A hobo came a-hikin' on a salty summer day
Well, he hopped a freight in Dallas, and he rode out of sight
But on a turn he slipped, and he lost his grip and he fell into the night

[Chorus]
Who are you? Who are you?
Where have you been, where are you going to?
Well, Andrew McCrew must have lost his way
'Cause though he died long ago he was buried today

[Verse 2]
Well, Andrew had one leg of wood, the other leg was small
And when he fell off the train that night he found he had no legs at all
Well, they found him in the thicket, and the undertaker came
And they mummified his body for a relative to claim