Hey, Rita Local H

[Verse 1]
Hey, Rita, there's a statue with your face
Hey Rita, in a park bearing your name
I'd love to take you there
But no one really cares
And who's to blame?

Yeah, I've been patient
But patience is just another game
And if you never stay
It wouldn't matter anyway, it's okay

[Chorus]
Hey, Rita, there's a statue with your face

[Verse 2]
Spread the word around
The queen is stepping down
Living with your mom and dad again
The houseboats have been sold
The cars have all been towed
It hasn't been this bad since who knows when

Hey, Rita, we want to know where you have been
You can't believe it, you want to know where we were then
And if you never stay
Wouldn't matter what they say, it's okay
There's a statue with your face