[Verse 1]
Countdown!
Get ready for the blastoff!
And don't forget the hype!
We're going into space
Distinguished scientists
A pesky senator
And monkey turds leaking from the lab
All brought to us play-by-play by Howard Cosell
[Chorus]
You're going where no man has gone before
Don't ask us where that is
We have no idea
You're chosen for this great mission
Because we owe you some favors
And besides, you're bright
A little too bright
[Verse 2]
Step one:
Senator, your vomit
It's time to analyze it
For the folks back home
Open the hatch, launch the war satellite
That the commies aren't supposed to know about
Our real challenge is to keep it a secret
From the press back home
Countdown!
Get ready for the blastoff!
And don't forget the hype!
We're going into space
Distinguished scientists
A pesky senator
And monkey turds leaking from the lab
All brought to us play-by-play by Howard Cosell
[Chorus]
You're going where no man has gone before
Don't ask us where that is
We have no idea
You're chosen for this great mission
Because we owe you some favors
And besides, you're bright
A little too bright
[Verse 2]
Step one:
Senator, your vomit
It's time to analyze it
For the folks back home
Open the hatch, launch the war satellite
That the commies aren't supposed to know about
Our real challenge is to keep it a secret
From the press back home
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