Elvis Porn Lemon Demon

[Verse 1]
Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic
Opened up my grandma's trunk
Well, isn't this dramatic?
What could be inside? I could almost squeal
With delight as I pulled out an ancient dusty reel
(Oh, uh-huh)

[Interlude]

[Pre-Chorus 1]
There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P."
I wondered to myself, "what could this be?"
I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
But as the footage rolled, it rather took me by surprise

[Chorus 1]
'Cause Elvis porn is what I viewed
There he was, completely in the nude
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
Singing in the microphone, shaking his hips
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
The big fat buck-naked King of Rock and Roll, he was devoid of any clothes with his naughty bits exposed
Oh, what a sight, that Elvis porn

[Verse 2]
"What the hell", I thought
This is rather odd
I thought of where I found it, and I shouted "Oh my God!"
Where did Grandma get this footage of the King?
Why the hell did sweet old Granny have this awful thing?
(Oh, uh-huh)