Every Story’s Got A Lesson Brooke Maxwell & Jacob Richmond (Ft. Jacob Richmond, Ride the Cyclone World Premiere Cast Recording Ensemble & Tiffany Tatreau)

OCEAN:
Noel didn’t even talk about anything real. It was just a song about him wanting to be a sex worker in the old-fashioned days! What is even the moral? What does it teach you? What’s the lesson?

KARNAK:
Not every story has a lesson, Ocean

OCEAN:
(Like her entire worldview is being crushed)
Nooooooo...

(Adamant, slightly hysterical)
Every story has a lesson!
Every story-

EVERY STORY'S GOT A LESSON
A SIMPLE MORAL TO BE TOLD
ALTHOUGH A TALE MAY TWIST AND TURN-

CHOIR (underneath previous line):
(whistling)
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN

OCEAN:
A NUGGET OF WISDOM, SOLID GOLD!

CHOIR:
SOLID GOLD!