Hey Kendra Al Calderon (Ft. Delaney Moro, Elizabeth Gillies, Eric Nelsen & Malik Hammond)

[EDDIE, spoken]
1, 2, 3, here we go…[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
Hey, Kendra…

I been thinkin’…

I gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta get wit’choo

I wanna get all up in yo’ bidness, girl


And make you feel real fine

Hey, Kendra!

Come closer

I got myself a brand new rocking horse
Why don’t you climb up here, mama? 
[BRETT, spoken]
Hey, Kendra

I’ve been thinking

So true

…bidness…

Uh, real fine
Not fake fine

Hey Kendra

Much closer.[EDDIE]
And rock it, rock it all night long!

[BRETT, spoken]
Okay, okay stop! Yeah, not gonna work

[EDDIE, spoken]
Yeah, so gonna work. It’s double edge…

[MALCOLM & EDDIE, spoken]
…smoooooooth

[BRETT, spoken]
Guys, Kendra’s a “good girl.” I can't just hit on her like Whac-A-Mole! I do that, I will never get the tongue!

[EDDIE, spoken]
Incoming! Kendra, three o’clock…
1, 2, 3, get shizzy…
[BRETT, spoken]
Kendra, there’s something I wanna ask you

[LUCY, spoken]
Oh, God...[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
Hey, Kendra!

I been thinkin’… 
[BRETT, spoken]
Hey, Kendra

I’ve been thinkin'.[ALL THREE]
I wanna spend a little special time with you

[KENDRA, spoken]
Aw…

[ALL THREE]
I wanna take you to a movie, girl

[BRETT, spoken]
Friday night

[EDDIE & MALCOLM]
Down at the mall
[KENDRA, spoken]
It’s perfect!

[LUCY, spoken]
No, it isn't![MALCOLM & EDDIE]
Hey, Kendra...

Don't be nervous... 
[BRETT, spoken]
Hey, Kendra

Trust me, baby.[ALL THREE]
We’re gonna get some popcorn and some Raisinettes

[MALCOLM]
Chocolate covered

[EDDIE]
Tell your mama not to worry, girl

[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
It's gonna feel real fine

[KENDRA, spoken]
Yay![LUCY]
No, no, no, no, no!
You can’t go to the movies on Friday night!


I said she can’t go!

‘Cause you already committed to do that thing!

That thing!

That thing you said you would do on Friday!

Yes, there is, Kendra!



No, you’re not! Don’t contradict me in public, Kendra!
We’ll talk about this later! 










[KENDRA]
What thing?

What thing?



There is no thing!

I’m going to the movies Friday night with Brett!





FINE! 


[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
No, no, she can’t do it

Uh-uh, No way.[BRETT, MALCOLM & EDDIE]
Hey Kendra…
I’m beggin'…

[MALCOLM]
Please come to the movies on Friday…

[KENDRA, spoken]
Sure, I’ll come!

[LUCY, spoken]
We so majorly have to talk!

[BRETT, MALCOLM & EDDIE]
Ooh, baby, we so goooood

[EDDIE]
You gonna get all up in her bidness, yo!